The Top 10 Reasons Americans are Overweight:

 10. Hey, we get 80 channels of great American TV 24 hours a day, 
     there's no time to exercise! 
  9. "Girl Scout Cookie Dough" gets better tasting every year. 
  8. The colossal failure of "Salad King" drive-thru chain. 
  7. Doing it just to spite Richard Simmons. 
  6. Addition of a diet soda does NOT mean your triple bacon 
     cheeseburger/chili fries combo is a healthy meal. 
  5. Americans still unconvinced that it's not really butter. 
  4. Part of our country's defense strategy: 
     Asses too large to be kicked. 
  3. Slim Fast shakes taste much better with a scoop of 
     Ben & Jerry's in 'em. 
  2. One word: Sprinkles 
    ... and the Number 1 Reason Americans are Overweight: 
  1. "Did somebody say McDonald's?"
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